Quick and simple

I ran into this remarkable treasure (read: Annoying POS) as I was leaving the city of Varrock in World 4 on my way to Lumbridge this morning.
I was just walking along, minding my own business, hoping to go get some milk to cook with. (I reached the Cooking level for the Cooks' Guild not too long ago.) I was not talking to anyone (I rarely do) and I was hoping to complete the task rather quickly and without trouble.

Would this post be here if this were so? Of course not.

As I was nearing the tavern on the outskirts of town, enter Tbs241, who suddenly starts following me. I had not invited him to do so, he just suddenly was right behind me.

Clearly, he has had a lot of experience asking girls out before.

Here's our brief conversation:
*Exiting Varrock (World 4)*
Tbs241: Hey
Tbs241: Hey
Me: What?
Tbs241: Hi!
Me: Um, hi
Tbs241: U got a bf?
Me: Why?
Tbs241: Cause i wanted to ask u out
Me: Again, why?
Tbs241: Cause!
Me: Pathetic
Tbs241: No im not
Me: So why are you asking out a complete stranger?
Tbs241: Ass hole
*Tbs241 runs off*

Lucky for me, he's too much of a pussy to bother with pursuing me. Now maybe I can collect my milk in peace.

Oh, and one word of advice for anyone reading. Calling someone an asshole is never a good way to get someone to go out with you. It doesn't matter how many times your favorite rapper says it - it doesn't work one someone with more than 3 functioning brain cells.

Clearly, this guy doesn't have any that are firing. Except maybe in his hand.