As I was killing guards in Varrock (what? it's good experience!), I got ANOTHER one today. It started off ok, and isn't necessarily 'hitting n me' (right), but I still found it creepy.
Mov 650: Do u need money
Me: No
Mov 650: Y not
Me: I have plenty
Mov 650: Attk lvl
Me: 31
Mov 650: Do u need an ady sword
Me: No, i'm good
Mov 650: Def lvl
Me: 30
Mov 650: Do u need armour
Me: No
Me: I'm fine
Me: Really
Mov 650: Kk sorry
*Silence for a moment*
Mov 650: Want to be my friend
Me: No thanks
Mov 650: Kk
*Mov 650 goes away. I go back to killing guards. Then, a minute
later...*
Mov 650: This is how i look
*removes armour*
Me: ...Ok
Mov 650: Do u want to be my friend
Me: No
Mov 650: Or not\
Mov 650: No kk
*I went up a ladder to get away from him. He was gone when I
came back down*
Seriously..."I know you said no...but look at me!!!"
I'll stop there... >_<
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb....
I picked this idiot up on my way to the Cooking Guild. I had just killed a demon outside of Lumbridge, and was headed off, when all of a sudden...
Jakobe64: Good looking
Jakobe64: Good looking
Jakobe64: Good looking
Jakobe64: Good looking
Jakobe64: ser
Me: What?
*Jakobe64 starts following me*
Me: Wt?
Jakobe64: Want ot be friends?
Me: No
Jakobe64: Why
Jakobe64: How old are you
Me: I don't know you
Me: go away
*Jakobe64 runs off*
...What the hell does 'ser' mean?
Look, I don't talk to people on RS unless I absolutely have to. And I certainly don't start out by hitting on them.
Whatever. I need to make myself some wine.
Jakobe64: Good looking
Jakobe64: Good looking
Jakobe64: Good looking
Jakobe64: Good looking
Jakobe64: ser
Me: What?
*Jakobe64 starts following me*
Me: Wt?
Jakobe64: Want ot be friends?
Me: No
Jakobe64: Why
Jakobe64: How old are you
Me: I don't know you
Me: go away
*Jakobe64 runs off*
...What the hell does 'ser' mean?
Look, I don't talk to people on RS unless I absolutely have to. And I certainly don't start out by hitting on them.
Whatever. I need to make myself some wine.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Brief, but to the Point
This conversation happened in World 5, as I was making flour in the mill just outside of Lumbridge. I was on the top floor, loading in all of my grain.
Up comes Lovverman2, who is so incompetent at being a 'lovver' that he can't even spell it properly.
Lovverman2: Hi
Me: What do you want?
Lovverman2: Ur hot cute and beatiful
Me: ...Ok
Lovverman2: Will u be my gf
Me: No
He vanished after I said this to him.
So, basically, he doesn't even have the balls to pursue me.
Oh well. I need to make my flour.
Up comes Lovverman2, who is so incompetent at being a 'lovver' that he can't even spell it properly.
Lovverman2: Hi
Me: What do you want?
Lovverman2: Ur hot cute and beatiful
Me: ...Ok
Lovverman2: Will u be my gf
Me: No
He vanished after I said this to him.
So, basically, he doesn't even have the balls to pursue me.
Oh well. I need to make my flour.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Runescape's Would-Be Wimpy Pimp
Men, in both the real world and the online world, sometimes get a little desperate for companionship of the female variety. Some can take a hint...and others are so desperate, they are willing to dish out every last effort to get this girl to stick around.
Some are so willing, they will pay you. Big bucks. And give you clothes that they think you would great in.
You get the picture.
Enter Yoyakem. He saw my character (again, not the real me) and decides I would be the perfect girl for him. Doesn't bother to check first to see if I'm gay, male, or 80 years old, but hey, he's in love*, so who am I to dampen his spirits?
Oh wait. He's an idiot. I have every right.
*As much in love one can be without every having laid eyes on any representation of the individual you want to have laid*
*Exiting Varrock towards Barbarian Village to make clay bowls. Yoyakem appears right around the bank*
Yoyakem: Hi
Me: What do you want?
Yoyakem: Hi
Yoyakem: Hi
Me: Why are you following me?
Yoyakem: So i can be your friend
Yoyakem: Be friends
Me: And you want to be my friend because...
Yoyakem: U are nice
Yoyakem: So are we friendzs
Me: Where did you gather this information?
Yoyakem: So are we friends
Yoyakem: Plz
Me: No
Yoyakem: U are hot bab
Me: Excuse me?
Yoyakem: U are hot
Me: How can you tell?
Me: You only see my character
*At some point in this area I started working the clay on the pottery wheel and making the clay into bowls*
Yoyakem: I can see u
Yoyakem: Be friends
Me: No
Yoyakem: Plz baby
Me: Don't call me baby
*awkward 10 second-ish pause while I continue to make clay bowls*
Me: Get gone
Yoyakem: Fine can we plz be friends i will giv3 5k
Me: Seriously...
Yoyakem: Give u 5k
Yoyakem: Ya
Yoyakem: Plz
Me: You are pathetic
Yoyakem: No
Me: Yes you are
*Yoyakem wishes to trade with you*
Yoyakem: No
Yoyakem: Baby u are hot
Me: How the hell can you tell??
Yoyakem: I will give u a pink skirt
Yoyakem: I can see on here
Me: I don't want a pink skirt
*I start walking back to Varrock to get some water. He follows right behind*
Me: Dude, just leave
Yoyakem: Can plz be your friend i will be your servent
Me: No
Me: Go away
Yoyakem: Fine cry baby
*runs off*
I'm a crybaby, hm?
Funny. Don't you have to be a little bit sad first to be crowned a crybaby?
Cause I'm not crying.
Some are so willing, they will pay you. Big bucks. And give you clothes that they think you would great in.
You get the picture.
Enter Yoyakem. He saw my character (again, not the real me) and decides I would be the perfect girl for him. Doesn't bother to check first to see if I'm gay, male, or 80 years old, but hey, he's in love*, so who am I to dampen his spirits?
Oh wait. He's an idiot. I have every right.
*As much in love one can be without every having laid eyes on any representation of the individual you want to have laid*
*Exiting Varrock towards Barbarian Village to make clay bowls. Yoyakem appears right around the bank*
Yoyakem: Hi
Me: What do you want?
Yoyakem: Hi
Yoyakem: Hi
Me: Why are you following me?
Yoyakem: So i can be your friend
Yoyakem: Be friends
Me: And you want to be my friend because...
Yoyakem: U are nice
Yoyakem: So are we friendzs
Me: Where did you gather this information?
Yoyakem: So are we friends
Yoyakem: Plz
Me: No
Yoyakem: U are hot bab
Me: Excuse me?
Yoyakem: U are hot
Me: How can you tell?
Me: You only see my character
*At some point in this area I started working the clay on the pottery wheel and making the clay into bowls*
Yoyakem: I can see u
Yoyakem: Be friends
Me: No
Yoyakem: Plz baby
Me: Don't call me baby
*awkward 10 second-ish pause while I continue to make clay bowls*
Me: Get gone
Yoyakem: Fine can we plz be friends i will giv3 5k
Me: Seriously...
Yoyakem: Give u 5k
Yoyakem: Ya
Yoyakem: Plz
Me: You are pathetic
Yoyakem: No
Me: Yes you are
*Yoyakem wishes to trade with you*
Yoyakem: No
Yoyakem: Baby u are hot
Me: How the hell can you tell??
Yoyakem: I will give u a pink skirt
Yoyakem: I can see on here
Me: I don't want a pink skirt
*I start walking back to Varrock to get some water. He follows right behind*
Me: Dude, just leave
Yoyakem: Can plz be your friend i will be your servent
Me: No
Me: Go away
Yoyakem: Fine cry baby
*runs off*
I'm a crybaby, hm?
Funny. Don't you have to be a little bit sad first to be crowned a crybaby?
Cause I'm not crying.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Quick and simple
I ran into this remarkable treasure (read: Annoying POS) as I was leaving the city of Varrock in World 4 on my way to Lumbridge this morning.
I was just walking along, minding my own business, hoping to go get some milk to cook with. (I reached the Cooking level for the Cooks' Guild not too long ago.) I was not talking to anyone (I rarely do) and I was hoping to complete the task rather quickly and without trouble.
Would this post be here if this were so? Of course not.
As I was nearing the tavern on the outskirts of town, enter Tbs241, who suddenly starts following me. I had not invited him to do so, he just suddenly was right behind me.
Clearly, he has had a lot of experience asking girls out before.
Here's our brief conversation:
*Exiting Varrock (World 4)*
Tbs241: Hey
Tbs241: Hey
Me: What?
Tbs241: Hi!
Me: Um, hi
Tbs241: U got a bf?
Me: Why?
Tbs241: Cause i wanted to ask u out
Me: Again, why?
Tbs241: Cause!
Me: Pathetic
Tbs241: No im not
Me: So why are you asking out a complete stranger?
Tbs241: Ass hole
*Tbs241 runs off*
Lucky for me, he's too much of a pussy to bother with pursuing me. Now maybe I can collect my milk in peace.
Oh, and one word of advice for anyone reading. Calling someone an asshole is never a good way to get someone to go out with you. It doesn't matter how many times your favorite rapper says it - it doesn't work one someone with more than 3 functioning brain cells.
Clearly, this guy doesn't have any that are firing. Except maybe in his hand.
I was just walking along, minding my own business, hoping to go get some milk to cook with. (I reached the Cooking level for the Cooks' Guild not too long ago.) I was not talking to anyone (I rarely do) and I was hoping to complete the task rather quickly and without trouble.
Would this post be here if this were so? Of course not.
As I was nearing the tavern on the outskirts of town, enter Tbs241, who suddenly starts following me. I had not invited him to do so, he just suddenly was right behind me.
Clearly, he has had a lot of experience asking girls out before.
Here's our brief conversation:
*Exiting Varrock (World 4)*
Tbs241: Hey
Tbs241: Hey
Me: What?
Tbs241: Hi!
Me: Um, hi
Tbs241: U got a bf?
Me: Why?
Tbs241: Cause i wanted to ask u out
Me: Again, why?
Tbs241: Cause!
Me: Pathetic
Tbs241: No im not
Me: So why are you asking out a complete stranger?
Tbs241: Ass hole
*Tbs241 runs off*
Lucky for me, he's too much of a pussy to bother with pursuing me. Now maybe I can collect my milk in peace.
Oh, and one word of advice for anyone reading. Calling someone an asshole is never a good way to get someone to go out with you. It doesn't matter how many times your favorite rapper says it - it doesn't work one someone with more than 3 functioning brain cells.
Clearly, this guy doesn't have any that are firing. Except maybe in his hand.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
The Not So Secret Origins
Hello friends (and enemies alike)!
I am Queen_of_the_Serpents, and I have set up this blog to tell people about the idiots that I encounter in the online adventure game, Runescape.
For those who don't know anything about Runescape, it is essentially a game where you create a virtual character, and you go around the world, completing quests, jobs, etc. (Basically, it's a free version of World of Warcraft.)
But I encounter a lot of people who think that Runescape is a good place to hook up with people. I have received more dating offers from people I know nothing about on Runescape than anywhere else on the face of the planet. These people have never seen me (only my character), they don't know my age, where I live, what I like to do, or anything else about me, but they still come up to me and ask, "Will you be my gf?" So, I've decided to start a blog about it.
I hope you will enjoy my posts, and feel free to contribute any encounters you have experienced, in Runescape or in other online games.
I am Queen_of_the_Serpents, and I have set up this blog to tell people about the idiots that I encounter in the online adventure game, Runescape.
For those who don't know anything about Runescape, it is essentially a game where you create a virtual character, and you go around the world, completing quests, jobs, etc. (Basically, it's a free version of World of Warcraft.)
But I encounter a lot of people who think that Runescape is a good place to hook up with people. I have received more dating offers from people I know nothing about on Runescape than anywhere else on the face of the planet. These people have never seen me (only my character), they don't know my age, where I live, what I like to do, or anything else about me, but they still come up to me and ask, "Will you be my gf?" So, I've decided to start a blog about it.
I hope you will enjoy my posts, and feel free to contribute any encounters you have experienced, in Runescape or in other online games.
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